[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cottoncandaddy)

[tormans-space]

LMFAO THE LAST PART

[disasterbisexual]

chaotic dorks

[evnw]

This is a queer experience

[lumberzachary]

Wow I love ASMR

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I AM WEEPING

[wonderhecko]

curious

[disgustinganimals]

Remove the barrier

Let them play

[rogerstaylor]

he bangin’

[stardustparker]

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

[tenementcrazylittlefruitcake]

I hope Bill Gates sees this and reconsiders his life (also @-ing Rockefellers and Soros just saying)

[fuks]

[catchymemes]

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

[barelyup]

This is the best fucking video i CANNOT breathe

[707to808]

I have not laughed that hard at a video in so long oh my god 😂😂

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.